Better than a New Tattoo
I heard a funny one yesterday. A gentleman comes in for the first time, and agima gives him to me. Not the best idea, because I’m amazing and he’s new. All I’m going to do is play with him and then leave the room and send in the new girl. He will be sad. But she will also be put on the spot. She has to make him happy enough to come back looking for her, but at the same time, she has to be careful with the new guy.
So the guy spends his 40 minutes and leaves happy. And she seems ok. I have no idea what went on, so I ask. What did he want?
“He likes push me”, she says. I ask her sternly .. she didn’t do full service with him, did she? Of course she says no. “But he really wants push me”, she says again. Okay. So I figure he tired his best, and got a release. Since he wants to do her, he’ll come back.
Today he comes back, happy as a clam. I chat him up, and find out she gave him a thrill he said was “better than a new tattoo”. The two of them went to a 69 position, her on top, and she gave him a show while releasing him. He, apparently, went to town on her the whole time. What’s with the “new tattoo” thing?
He’s back today because he can’t shake the image of her “push-ee” in his face, and he keeps thinking back to it and feeling giddy just like the way he keeps lifting his sleeve and smiling at a new tattoo for days after he gets one. She as even better than a new tattoo… even more of an “amazing visual” he says. With no pain!
Visual I bet. And wet and sensual and furry and hot and probably. She called it “push me” but that was just bad-teeth Korean for “pussy”. He wanted pssuy, and he got it, even if he couldn’t dip the wick. Wow… what goes on behind closed doors.
They spent an hour together today. He was very happy, she quiet as usual. He’ll be back before Friday. Those two were made for each other.
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How the rotation goes, or how the mamasan decides to send which girl to what kind of customer… all a big source of speculation for us mongers. It’s great to hear what goes on on the other side for a change, and I’m probably not the only one who’d like more of it!
Otherwise, I’m not so sure about the hot girl handing a customer over to the rookie after a while: sounds a bit like bait and switch to me. Good thing they both ended up happy with the deal.
I’ve had the opposite happen once: a so-so chick started with me, giving me the table shower, then as I was waiting in the room, a completely different one, super-hot, showed up. I was so surprised that I almost got up to say “hi”. “You must like me!”, she said, and she went on to became the ATF I eventually hooked up with outside the AMP.
You just never know what’s gonna happen in those places, and it’s part of their charm.
I suspect that a regular customer of the first chick showed up after my shower and she had to take care of him instead. It’s like in retail: the customer rarely knows the truth.
As for the customer from your story, I can relate. You know we guys get bored easily – we just can’t lay there being serviced. We need to be doing something, be it running our hands all over the girl, or inviting her for a ride if she’s smart enough to have “lost” her panties…
I had one Korean girl get into the 69 so much that she litterally fucked my face there on the table: hey, no reason why we’d have ALL the fun!
Some mongers never go down on the girls, but a few fearless ones do love their “push me”… =)
“How the rotation goes, or how the mamasan decides to send which girl to what kind of customer… all a big source of speculation for us mongers.”
What’s the mystery? We have an order. Next up is up, but can choose to pass if she wants and someone else is available. That’s usually all there is.
Sometimes we earn our choice. Half hour customers are not for me, so if you get me and ask for a half hour you will get somone else.
My story was NOT bait and switch. I am a very experienced and attractive massage girl, so it was my choice, not my requirement. He didn’t pick me… she gave him to me to check in, and I checked him in. But I didn’t take him. That’s my choice. Beginner girls don’t have choice.
If you want to be sure who works with you honey, you need to ask before you pay the money BUT if you do that, you probably won’t get what you want. Understand?
I have guys who come in and ask for me or ask to see the girls first, and then “pick” me. Why argue with them? Agi knows the look in my eye when he picks me. Maybe then she walks him to the room (and sends a different girl) or maybe I agree to walk him and chat with him, but I ask what he wants and so and so. Nobody cheats anybody.
You are always free to go, but if you pay and go into the room you are using our services and room and we are taking risk (you might trip and fall, for example
so we have to be paid the house fee.
Most gentlemen know how to get what they want. The rest of you need to learn by doing and getting experience. You should feel lucky that you have the opportunity to learn! Many many many customers of mineover many years say same thing. They never had a girl and decided to come see me, but after a while getting experience with girls in the massage rooms at different places, being nice to what you call “mamasan” and learning, they find pen and free non-working girls.
haha we turn them into lovers and daters! Success stories!
“If you want to be sure who works with you honey, you need to ask before you pay the money BUT if you do that, you probably won’t get what you want. Understand?”
Uh, sure…?
Massage girl, how do YOU call the mamasan? If there’s a more proper term, I’d like to know.
For some reason, you’re sounding a little upset today…
Here’s how I look at it: yes, I pay the house fee for the simple right to get in. Then after that, all bets are off. Anything can happen. A MP is a woman’s world after all (hopefully!), so not everything will make sense to us in there.
I could write a book on all the surprises I’ve had, and if you spend some time on monger sites, you’ll see that I’m far from alone. I guarantee you that things may sound simple to you, but they don’t always seem that way on the other end.
But personally, I go to MPs for fun and relaxation so once in there, I just disregard any weird stuff and chalk it up to the girl’s fear of getting busted or her having a bad day.
You’ll have to trust me (and my many posts on your both sites): I’m a gentleman. I’m polite and kind to the mamasan (got a kiss on the lips and some candy from one after an extra-nice tip), always clean and smart (like for a first date), never rude to the girls (even when they are), never picky (paid for it a few times), and more generous than they expect (I know the rates).
I’ve been to a lot of places, seen more girls than I can remember, and even dated a masseuse… but I’d lie if I said I understand it all (or most your response)! And it’s OK…
I don’t know “mamasan” except japanese and no korean or chinese wants to be called japanese old lady. Koreans call the manager “sister” if she is incharge or grandmom if she’s old and not nice or helpful or a worker. Sister is nicer and if she’s very nice to us but old, we still call her older sister.
I don’t know how to write english for korean but oh’-knee is sister and ah’-gee-mah is like grandmom or older lady. For you, call her ah’-zhee-mah not mamasan, but maybe better ask her name next time.
Please tell us your stories hobby man. The real stories. What strange things happen to you in massage place?.
I say before, maybe you don’t get what you want because when you come in and we don’t know you, you have to follow me. If you tell me to follow you, do what you say to do, then I have to be safe and maybe next time you get what you want but not today.
If you don’t like what you get you don’t come back, so everyone wants you to be hapy honey. Good for you and me and manager!
Hey Hobbyman yes, do send more stories. I have to edit so you dont see here yet. I want to put together alot. Send me what you want.
Collegeguy I dont have email now so if you want tell me problem in comment.
The following is something that’s a source of confusion for a lot of us.
Why do providers get nervous long after illegal stuff started, and they could be in handcuffs? Or why don’t they all have the same standard when it comes to the legal/illegal line?
I’ve had one Latina, after discussing deed and price, then climbing on the table (naked) and over me (also naked), ask suddenly whether I was a cop.
“I’d be in trouble if I was…”, I said. No, I’d be in trouble!”, she replied.
Last time I checked, vice cops couldn’t go that far.
A Korean/Chinese ( a mix that explained her 36Ds, she said!) girl, as we were both putting our clothes back on and making conversation about my job, told me suddenly that I was making her “nervous”.
Again, had I been a cop, it seemed a little too late to worry about it.
Then some girls stick to HJ in the apparent belief that it’s not as illegal as FS or something. If that’s as far as they’ll go for personal reasons, fine, but do they really think that they wouldn’t get busted anyway?
A HJ or BJ is a sex act, and per most city ordinances, the customer’s genitals are to be covered at all times, and the provider can’t have any contact with them. So why do some girls make the distinction, as though only full-on intercourse was prostitution?
I already told my Thai masseuse story. I think she went a little further because she liked me, but we’ve still all experienced “legit” providers offering to take the towel off, or being very, um, thorough when rubbing upper thighs or buttocks, with their hands ending on our dicks or balls as by accident.
If they think they’re giving us a little thrill, they are,
but don’t they realize that those are also legal no-no’s?
And also, since I’m on the subject, I got a feeling that some legit masseuses, knowing that most guys would like extras, give a little teasing. They’ll spend time in the groin area that seems to have no therapeutic value whatsoever, but cause a lot of… discomfort instead.
Massage Girl, you’ve said before that “you flirt, but don’t tease”, so you probably understand: I DO enjoy having my package handled and pressure applied to increase circulation in the area, of course… but only if a release soon follows! Otherwise, the masseuse is NOT doing me a favor!
If you’re legit, fine, but don’t tease is what I’m saying. The word “finish!”, cheefully said after we’ve just been given the boner from hell, has got to be the last thing we want to hear at a MP!
I see what I know to be legit MPs advertise in sex rags or on escort websites. I mean, between two local whores offering explicit tricks, a Thai place somehow gets squeezed in… I know better, but some new mongers get fooled.
I’ve watched with amusement an older and proper white dude in a suit leave a Thai place asking the owner why the hell she had an ad in the L.A. X-press… The guy was mad.
It happens way too often to be a mistake. Do MP owners enjoy having mongers leaving angry and without paying or tipping?
So you see, Massage Girl, even experienced mongers don’t always quite understand what’s going through a masseuse’s head or get what they want.
The smart thing to do for me is to be open for anything and hope for a pleasant surprise. MOST of the time and with a little experience, the latter is what we get.
I think you communcate alot with your body and eyes, and probably talk too much. Altogether you are mismatch to Asian woman so she is not comfortable enough to be natural. Probably you get good service from the very professional ones and very no attention ones, but not so good from the middle professional ones.
Next time you have a perfect experience, tell her tip is because she is perfect manager of you. Ask her to teach you how to be better customer so more massage girls can be comfortable with you too. She may say “just come back to me honey” like most girls will say, because she is smart and does good job. She may pretend she doesn’t want you go the other girl. She may say you need to just give more money. That is the business. But offer her more just to teach you, and some will take the job. If you sound too much like baby or old man or need too much then you will not get what you want.
Also I bet you enjoy every lesson at the end, since you pay the money.
Many massage girls know very little about your laws. They learn the wrong things.
Funny story – How do you get a whore to give you free sex? That’s easy… be the nice guy who appreciates her. But there is only one way to get a whore to give you cash: Be a lawyer.
When you are arrested you are either close to the bank or close to the jail. if you are in the middle you were stupid. I heard that so many times in massage parlors. Not every girl learns it.
Hobby I won’t answer questions about which pictures. That’s too easy. I only get email thru an old friend account, and sometimes I get them from that yahoo account but I can’t send. It doesn’t work. My friend set me up and most times sending does not work. He says it is better that way
“But there is only one way to get a whore to give you cash: Be a lawyer.
…or a pimp, I guess. You do have a point, though. I’ve been offered drinks, food, and freebies, but never cash yet (thank God!).
On the subject of freebies, they’ve offered, I’ve politely declined, and they’ve NEVER insisted.
I don’t know whether they realized they were crossing a line with me (I don’t want to forget it’s a transaction) or whether greed made them rethink the offer (no free sex? Cool: more money for me, honey!).
Freebies are still nice ego-boosters, and I think that smart providers, savvy businesswomen that they are, know how to use them to help secure “regulars”.
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