On the subject of freebies, they’ve offered, I’ve politely declined, and they’ve NEVER insisted.
I don’t know whether they realized they were crossing a line with me (I don’t want to forget it’s a transaction) or whether greed made them rethink the offer (no free sex? Cool: more money for me, honey!).

Freebies are still nice ego-boosters, and I think that smart providers, savvy businesswomen that they are, know how to use them to help secure “regulars”.

Funny story – How do you get a whore to give you free sex? That’s easy… be the nice guy who appreciates her. But there is only one way to get a whore to give you cash: Be a lawyer.

Next time you have a perfect experience, tell her tip is because she is perfect manager of you. Ask her to teach you how to be better customer so more massage girls can be comfortable with you too. She may say “just come back to me honey” like most girls will say, because she is smart and does good job. She may pretend she doesn’t want you go the other girl. She may say you need to just give more money. That is the business. But offer her more just to teach you, and some will take the job. If you sound too much like baby or old man or need too much then you will not get what you want.

Also I bet you enjoy every lesson at the end, since you pay the money.

I’ve had one Latina, after discussing deed and price, then climbing on the table (naked) and over me (also naked), ask suddenly whether I was a cop.
“I’d be in trouble if I was…”, I said. No, I’d be in trouble!”, she replied.
Last time I checked, vice cops couldn’t go that far.

A Korean/Chinese ( a mix that explained her 36Ds, she said!) girl, as we were both putting our clothes back on and making conversation about my job, told me suddenly that I was making her “nervous”.
Again, had I been a cop, it seemed a little too late to worry about it.

Then some girls stick to HJ in the apparent belief that it’s not as illegal as FS or something. If that’s as far as they’ll go for personal reasons, fine, but do they really think that they wouldn’t get busted anyway?
A HJ or BJ is a sex act, and per most city ordinances, the customer’s genitals are to be covered at all times, and the provider can’t have any contact with them. So why do some girls make the distinction, as though only full-on intercourse was prostitution?

I already told my Thai masseuse story. I think she went a little further because she liked me, but we’ve still all experienced “legit” providers offering to take the towel off, or being very, um, thorough when rubbing upper thighs or buttocks, with their hands ending on our dicks or balls as by accident.
If they think they’re giving us a little thrill, they are,
but don’t they realize that those are also legal no-no’s?

And also, since I’m on the subject, I got a feeling that some legit masseuses, knowing that most guys would like extras, give a little teasing. They’ll spend time in the groin area that seems to have no therapeutic value whatsoever, but cause a lot of… discomfort instead.
Massage Girl, you’ve said before that “you flirt, but don’t tease”, so you probably understand: I DO enjoy having my package handled and pressure applied to increase circulation in the area, of course… but only if a release soon follows! Otherwise, the masseuse is NOT doing me a favor!
If you’re legit, fine, but don’t tease is what I’m saying. The word “finish!”, cheefully said after we’ve just been given the boner from hell, has got to be the last thing we want to hear at a MP!

I see what I know to be legit MPs advertise in sex rags or on escort websites. I mean, between two local whores offering explicit tricks, a Thai place somehow gets squeezed in… I know better, but some new mongers get fooled.
I’ve watched with amusement an older and proper white dude in a suit leave a Thai place asking the owner why the hell she had an ad in the L.A. X-press… The guy was mad.
It happens way too often to be a mistake. Do MP owners enjoy having mongers leaving angry and without paying or tipping?

So you see, Massage Girl, even experienced mongers don’t always quite understand what’s going through a masseuse’s head or get what they want.

The smart thing to do for me is to be open for anything and hope for a pleasant surprise. MOST of the time and with a little experience, the latter is what we get.

I say before, maybe you don’t get what you want because when you come in and we don’t know you, you have to follow me. If you tell me to follow you, do what you say to do, then I have to be safe and maybe next time you get what you want but not today.

If you don’t like what you get you don’t come back, so everyone wants you to be hapy honey. Good for you and me and manager!

I don’t know how to write english for korean but oh’-knee is sister and ah’-gee-mah is like grandmom or older lady. For you, call her ah’-zhee-mah not mamasan, but maybe better ask her name next time.