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While I prepare the next colorful post (it’s a big one) here’s some free eye candy to enjoy.

Creampie Thais

• Thaihoney Toon touches herself waiting for a c*ck
• Nam shows her long legs and sexy p*ssy
• One of the cutest Thai girls ive ever seen
• Nam f*cks for a full creampie p*ssy
• This Thai girl is named PORN and she loves the c*ck
• Beer posing in her pirate cap and jail stripes
• Tight p*ssy Thai girl Porn gets screwed hard
• Meaw posing in stars then strips
• Skinny Asian beauty strips to show her pretty body
• Cute thai girls posing for you

AsianSuckDolls

• Tender blowjob leads to face full of cum
• Thai honey Tun snatching a little cum
• Thai f*ck and suck ends in facial
• Beautiful dark nipples on horny Thai slut Mo
• Mini shows off her tiny pink p*ssy
• Gik plays hide the c*ck with her mouth
• From blow job to f*cking then nice facial
• Taew wraps her sweet lips around a white c*ck
• M posing in fishnet stockings
• Jantra strips fishnet stockings and orange top

Continental Cuties

• Asian chick Muk gets her p*ssy railed
• Latin girl Kleo sucks c*ck with a passion
• Latina with small t*ts gives amazing blowjob
• Hot asian Jade give head and gets a facial
• Black chick Lacey gets creamed on her mouth
• Asian Girl Myla licks hard rod outdoors
• Hooker Alesha loves to swallow sperm
• Tigress gets f*cked from behind and loves it
• Asian girl Rose tugs on the c*ck with fury
• Black babe with white cum on her face

Creamed Cuties

• Amazing blonde in steamy bedroom action
• Great t*t f*cking action with amazing brunette Carmen
• Asian amateur Sunshine loves to get creamed
• Skinny blonde Midnight takes a full load in her mouth
• Teen slut Roxy gets a wicked facial cumshot
• Stunning brunette Bree gives incredible head
• Cute amateur teeny Britney gets jizzed
• Huge t*t ebony whore Naturale gets creamed
• Ebony teen Ocean swallows an ocean of cum
• Horny teen gets cum all over her braces

Creampie Cuties

• Cutie Jade gets her p*ssy filled with cream
• Vegas stripper gets an all internal cumshot
• Britney surprises us with some deep-throat action
• Pierced nipples and a creampie for Trinity
• First timer Rumor gets f*cked on film
• Amateur slut Dillan gets f*cked doggystyle
• Cris Taliana gets her Asian p*ssy filled with cream
• Small pierced t*ts and a creampie with Angela
• Chubby cutie Patti gets her shaved twat creamed
• This girl can really suck some c*ck!

This came in from one of you guy fans out there. It’s been re-written to protect all parties involved, but the message was not changed. Basically what we have here is a married man telling the world why he chooses to visit professional women at massage parlors, and why he thinks this is a good solution for everyone involved (himself, his wife and family, the massage parlor workers, and his community).

The author is a little unusual in some ways (I do know him personally) but none of that showed up in his story. Honestly when I read it (and guided the rewrite) it fit well to most of the men I have known over the years. Feel free to comment – he will be reading the responses.

Why I Don’t Love Professionals (but pay them well)

I’ve been married twice, and have learned a lot about life over my 55 years. The first 20 were growing up years. Traditional American style upbringing. I went to school, tried pot, drank beer, and kissed girls. I was not the most popular guy at school but not disliked either. I was a jock, but not remarkable. I was smart enough, but not one for science fairs or math competitions. I spoke wel enough and liked to write, but was not a poet nor a debater. Would anyone remember me at a high school reunion? Sure… the few girls I explored sex with, a handful of guys I hung out with, and some teachers who knew that I knew there was more to life than crayons, book reports, and SAT tests.

I got married in my twenties. I had been with 4 girls before my first wife, only one seriously, and that one was in my first year of college (so how serious could that have been?). I had never been in love. I didn’t know what love was. I believed my first wife loved me, and I agreed to “take the next step” and get married.

Eight years later we both wanted different lives. We had not had any kids and both had changed a lot. She wanted to be someone different than my wife and I wanted to see more of life without a wife and family. I learned a lot from that time in my first marriage. I learned I could do whatever I wanted if I tried. I didn’t know that before, when I was only 24 years old. I also learned that being with a partner was not a biological union. Even married, you are two separate human beings with different biology. No matter how much together you think you are, when it comes down to life and death decisions or other situations where you are challenged to recognize your mortality, you will view yourself as separate from your mate. We got divorced.

In my early thirties I fell in love for the first time. She was already married, and we did not have a physical relationship. I was completely in love, though. She was committed to her marriage and not interested in fooling around with what was important to her. She did love me back. She was a beautiful person. I still hope she’s happy and her husband appreciates what he has. I moved away to puruse other experiences, since I could not have her and now knew what love was like.

My experience falling in love with her changed my outlook on every relationship I ever had before and since. I now understood my first marriage. I understood my happiness as a single man, and the loneliness I experienced while single but also while married. I understood some other people’s happiness. My life changed.

I fell in love again when I was in my late thirties. My outlook was very different, and I was willing to accept many things I would not have accepted before. My new wife was herself married once before, and had a child. We were good together. She provided most of what I needed, and I tried to provide what she needed. Mostly, she just enjoyed being in love with me and I felt whole being with her. I had learned to give, and giving is very important. The more I gave the less I needed from her, and the happier she was the more she could live life well without stresses. We have enjoyed ups and downs… some health issues, some trouble with her only daughter. We suffered a period where she found religion and it almost pulled the family apart. Eventually she educated herself more, and learned more about how the world works in that regard, and she is now more humanist than religious. We also suffered through a few times where men were chasing after her, and her eyes were open to theidea that there was so much more to expolore in the sexual/sensual world (beyond me). She struggled with that, but managed to contol herself enough that we are still together and we are happy.

But my biggest challenge has been other women.

Let me say Missy I am not a luster. I like beautiful women and I appreciate hot sensuality but I don’t need to act out on my desires with other women. I am very attracted to my wife, and she has a very flexible appearance and personality. She has a way of being what I need. I have had my half-dozen or so sexual partners over the years, from high school fooling around through some college drunk sex, my first marriage, and the single-again dating meat market of my thirties. But there is no way to protect against the aggressive open sexuality of today’s divorced society.

I had one affair while married, and my wife had two that I experienced. The psychological impact was far more damaging than the physical. The doubts… the questions about trust and honesty were terrible. The fact that someone was banging my wife was really secondary to the trust issues. Once I dealt with that the first time, I could not believe her with most things she managed with me. How could I. If she had just admitted that she was screwing the guy, we could have gotten past it by dealing with it and the consequences. And when it was my activity, the same thing happened. If I was screwing some available partner behindmy wife’s back, she wanted to deal with it openly. Why? When did I have such freedom? How could I justify it? Was I protcting her and my family? All of the issues that matter, beyond the false topic of love and sexual attraction. Once you’re grown up, it’s no mystery that anyone can fuck anyone, given a few minutes of privacy and a drink or two. What really matters is truth and consequences.

I will now explore that from my male perspective, dealing with today’s available women. Hopefully I will show why I am happy to pay a professional for sex, for everyone’s sake.

Available women today are dangerous. For me, at age 55, they are either the same age, slightly older, very young, or ten years younger. Each group seems to have its perspective, and almost none of it is healthy for me.

Young girls seem to love to fuck older guys like me. They see us as non-threats and opportunities. We are easy prey for their youthful bait, and we usually have plenty of financial resources to share with them. But those same young girls are exploitive. They see me as an opportunity to trick me into something they can cash out of later, since any affair was my fault and I can pay. I have everything to lose, and they have nothing to lose.

In short, playing with a twenty something young lady is playing with fire. She is looking at opportunities to exploit everyone involved… threaten to break up my marriage, threaten to harass my wife, or threaten to drain my bank account. I have even heard stories of young women bringing aggressive males into the picture to help exploit the older guys. Very dangerous to everyone, for the thrill of a false relationship.

Older women are equally aggressive but seem to be after companionship. They will give up sex but only as a hook. They are often not really interested in sex, but are willing to use it to get what they want. They are also haters. They seem to have resentments towards others, such that they, too are dangerous to anyone with a family. Why mess around with fire? Why take on risk with a personality that is bent on revenge and disruption if they can’t have what they want? Again realize I am talking about affairs.. not lying but admitting I am married and in need of extra-marital activities.

Women my age are still holding out promise for a long term relationship, but are also desperate enough to fool themselves into denial. No matter how clear I make it that I am married and intend to stay that way, they see opportunity to be the one true love that changes my mind. Again… very dangerous to all parties involved. I am amazed at how far some women in their fifties will compromise their own principles to fit the opportunity at hand. A bird in the hand is apparently better than nothing, even if you don’t like birds.

The rest of the women that come to me looking for a fling come with equally fearsome qualities. Many are walking head cases. Some have been jilted a few times, and ar enow ready to let it all go and just go with the wind to see what happens. You have to wonder, where have they been? Who have they been with, in the name of sexual freedom? Do I want to share that?

Some are seriously damaged emotionally, looking carefully for a savior. Someone who passes the test.. is not a scumbag, is to be grabbed and secured! Seriously… is it that bad? I don’t know. I have never intentionally harmed a woman but clearly many women have been victimized.

Now let me say why I am happy to pay my professional women. First, I am clearly looking for intimacy and sex. I also want a relationship, but not one that changes my “real life”. I go for sex and intimacy when I need it and can’t manage without it. When my wife is unavailable or intimacy with her is not possible (for whatever reason). I can’t always function on my own, without some of that sexual intimacy. Women seem to be able to function just fine, even if they really want it.

I also need the relationship. Just as a woman might “need” her woman friends, I need a friendship in my heart with another woman aside from my wife. I give a lot for my wife, and view her differently than a woman with whom I am a friend (or sexual friend). I don’t give to my professional women friends, except for cash. That is part of the deal. I don’t need to give… just take. She accepts cash in place of such emotional giving.

I go to professional houses (brothels, massage parlors, tanning salons) to find these professional women willing to take cash for an intimate sexual relationship. I trade $200 for an hour of one on one sexual intimacy and personal conversation. It’s not always small talk. I often have deep conversations about relationships with my professional women. They have unique perspectives.

Because I employ these women, I enjoy making new friends, having sexual flings, and even grow emotionally from “breaking up” without the risks of crazy stalkers, threats of extortion, or risks of diseases. I have met women from all around the world, and learned how they live in this world. I have enjoyed the bodies of women from a few dozen nationalities from African to Eauropean and Asian. I have learned about some of their customs, including food, language, and sex. I have avoided most of the risk of having an affair, because of the fact that my patronizing a prostitute is less damaging to my trust relationships than “falling in love” with a free and available women in the community. I hope I never have to explain my activities, but if I did I can honestly report that I was never in love, never at risk beyond what was visible to me, and driven not by intimacy but physical urges.

In fact the biggest risk to society that these professional women present is the risk of my getting caught in some political raid or other exploitive abuse by the very society claiming to be protecting itself. If a man is caught with a prostitute he is put up on display and mocked for his failings. Others abuse him to make themselves feel better. The truth is, except for that risk of incurring the wrath of the ignorant masses, society is better off if men who need it get it from professionals.

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First, I am in Seattle, Washington RIGHT NOW and will meetup with any customer who posts a comment in the next 15 minutes and can come to Bellvue tonight around 9pm. Rare opportunity for a Missy Massage guys! I will insist on a phone call now, where you give me part of your a driver license number which my friend will check later at the massage place to make sure it’s the same you.

Second, has anyone tried the Thai-nee website that is promoted in the upper right corner? I want to know if it is a good experience and if I should keep it up there.

Thanks for the feedback!

If you miss your chance, I will be at the public market tomorrow also in the afternoon before 4. If it is nice I will wear my sleeveless white and black skirt and strap shoes. If it rains I will wear my dark red jacket and long skirt. I’m not a celebrity so I won’t be happy if you make a public scene but if you say Hi Missy and smile nicely I will definitely like to meet you.

Today I was in Flushing, New York and my friend Li asked me to go with her to New Jersey where she used to work. It seems you Jersey guys enjoy quite a few Korean ladies from Parson’s Blvd. in your New Jersey asian massage parlors.

I said yes and we went to a nice little green community in Jersey. I think it was Montclair. I waited while Li went in to get some money she was owed, and I saw you.

How did I know it was you? You just looked the part, and you had a newspaper in your hand, open to the classified section. You walked past me and didn’t look at me, and that made me mad so I followed you. You went to your car, and just before your car there was a trash can. You dropped the newspaper on top and got in your car. I tried to catch up, but you probably didn’t see me. I tried to show up in your rear view mirror but you just drove away. What would I have done? I wanted to show you my but by walking away from you, in that way that shows you I’m hot to trot! The next step would have been yours! Your loss!

Anyway I picked up your paper and it was like deja view… a massage ad section all marked up. You like to try the ladies! Why didn’t you try me?

A customer once left that behind and I took a picture of it to use in the top of this website. Funny how similar you guys are. Hunters who are blind on the street.

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This came in from one of you guys out there:

I just visited with my current favorite, a 41 year old Korean doll who has worked at the same dark AMP for about 7 months now. When she first started she was apparently new to the AMP scene. She knew how to handle customers so she was not new to the business. She seemed new to live-in AMP lifestyle. I guessed she was in hiding as so many divorced Korean women are. I assume she worked as a young girl, got married and is now divorced and working again in a far away city as a way to get some cash.

Now after over 6 months we have a better relationship. Still customer and service provider, but she tells me more. How she lived in Texas. How she caused her divorce to happen. How she gets to decide to stay here 3 months at a time, which explains why she lasted longer than she initially told me she would. She also says life sucks. No money, no boyfriend for more than 6 months, and no future.

We enjoyed an hour together. It goes fast. I have fun from the start, but she only has fun in the last few minutes of our activity. She doesn’t enjoy the act except when it’s real, and it only gets real for her when I am close to finishing. She says it feels wonderful. She says I twist and bend near the end in a special way, and it’s real good. Each time we get together I notice she tries to move herself in awkward ways but she doesn’t feel it until I am ready. I just assume it has a lot to do with firmness. Not much I can do about that. Anyway it’s fun to explore that with my favorite provider.

And afterwards she wakes up as if to return to her existence. Boring (she says). Lonely. No future. I want to take her out for some fresh air but she’s not mine. I want to share some time with her outside of her world, so she feels more free and maybe sees something other than work. But that’s not my job. She is for me what I am for her during the last few minutes of our activity together. Just as I am at that moment a special “wonderful” feeling she doesn’t have any other time, she is that for me during our session. And then I go home to my world. Boring? Not really. I have too much to do. Lonely? Definitely. And not sensual enough.

We are all lonely and bored at times. And for each of us there is some window of opportunity to feel more. Even in a massage parlor, with yet another man paying for an hour, she finds a few minutes of sensuality that cannot be exactly duplicated anywhere else, ever. And so do I, which is why I remember almost every girl I’ve ever visited.

Thanks Missy for making the world a better place, a few minutes at a time. I will continue to try and do my part, in and out of the AMP world.

Just a reminder of these asian massage web cams that are available 24×7, unlike me!

One of you horny guys actually stole my dress today. Right out from under me too.

If you read this I don’t want it back, ok? It was nothing special and I don’t know why you stole it.

For the rest of you, I took a shower after giving him a clean-up shower, and when I came out he was gone and so was my dress. No big deal I had another, but seriously. Steal my dress? My coworker said he left happy and said good bye.

Don’t come back, ok?

I posted a report on prices in massage parlors and got a lot of feedback. Most of it was good. Mostly, people thanked me for being honest and sharing the information. Please remember it was reported information, which I edited to reflect some of my own inside knowledge.

Now in response to additional requests, I will try and answer the ago old question – how much do I tip in the massage parlor?

Dear Missy: I appreciated your information on the cost of extras in massage parlors during this down economy. I have very limited funds. I have even more limited cash. Everything is tight, but nothing is as tight as my favorite down at the massage parlor. So how much do I tip for service? I want the full package of services like I always got before. I was always paying the standard $200 my friends all confirmed was respectful and guaranteed to please. She was always happy with that and she always delivered everything I wanted when I tipped that amount. But if I can get it for less right now when funds are so tight, I’d go more often and be much happier.  How much can I tip and still expect to get the service I want? George

Well George I assume you mean an asian massage parlor (not a spanish massage parlor or russian massage parlor — those were the top Google results for those terms… one is mine!). You are right to ask me and not her. Asking her that question would be very offensive. Some guys don’t know that.

A woman does not want to acknowledge that her pussy has a price. It doesn’t have a price. But there is some dollar amount that causes her to willingly give it up. See the difference?

Give what you can. That’s how she sees it. You bring money, and give. In return, she looks you up and down, thinks about your glory and her standards, and makes a decision that she hopes no one will ever know about. Not the other girls, not the manager, and not anyone she will ever meet again. It is a secret, between you and her.

The bad thing is that maybe you didn’t give enough to get what you wanted. The good part is that once she decided to give, she is really giving herself to you (within her limits) and not just “doling out a ration”. The good providers relax and deliver after that. The bad ones meter out their honey carefully and trust me, everyone picks up that vibe.

And that’s why you tip your favorite more than just any girl. She learns that you appreciate what she gives andhow she gives it. Again the good providers will respond and deliver more and care more. The bad ones will try and be careful to follow a recipe.

Did that help? If you give $200 and you both always end up happy, you have to give $200. What do you do if you don’t have $200?

I suggest this experiment (but don’t tell anyone it came from me). Go to see her at not busy  time, but only bring $200 total. Ask the manager for a different girl for a nice massage, because you don’t have enough for your favorite, and pay for a full hour (probably $60). That leaves you with $140 in your pocket and the manager has taken $60 (which no one could ever get back). As the manager leaves you in the room, ask her if your favorite is available. This will confuse her because you just asked before for a new girl, but just say yes and play along.

Confused, she will get your favorite. If you were greeted by your favorite and not the manager, then you are inside the room with her now and just continue from here.

When your favorite shows up, say hi and everything like you are glad to see her and then try to explain to her  you didn’t ask for her because you don’t have enough money today. Tell her you still like her best, and you will ask for her again next time when you have more money. Have the money in your hand as you explain this, but don’t offer it and don’t act like you are waiting for her to take it.

What will she do? Of course she will tell everyone to go away, she will close the door and she will take you because you are her customer and she needs to keep you and save her own face. If she even bothers to check your money, which she usually won’t,  trust me it will be enough. She will take care of you at least as good as usual.

When she sees it is $140 she will be fine with that this time. She may warn you to save more money or tell you never go to another girl, but chances are you will now enjoy a lowered regular rate with your favorite. I would suggest you tip $20 more next time, and keep it there. If she’s as good as you say, she’s worth that much (and you got a pretty good bailout discount, right?)

After your session, be sure to compliment her in front of the manager and say out loud how she is the best one of all, and your favorite, and that you will always ask for her first.

Like this advice? hate it or disagree? Please comment.    Missy

I don’t envy Massage Envy. I see many reports on the Internet of men giving massages to women at Massage Envy, and the reports are creepy. Should I link out to them?They are like these:

Massage Envy and Rape of Customer

Massage Envy and Sexual Assault of Customer

Massage Envy and Sexual Assault of Customer

see massage envy post

We are closed now, and off tomorrow. Happy Chrismas ever one!