Tough Economic Times in the Massage Parlor

I posted a report on prices in massage parlors and got a lot of feedback. Most of it was good. Mostly, people thanked me for being honest and sharing the information. Please remember it was reported information, which I edited to reflect some of my own inside knowledge.

Now in response to additional requests, I will try and answer the ago old question – how much do I tip in the massage parlor?

Dear Missy: I appreciated your information on the cost of extras in massage parlors during this down economy. I have very limited funds. I have even more limited cash. Everything is tight, but nothing is as tight as my favorite down at the massage parlor. So how much do I tip for service? I want the full package of services like I always got before. I was always paying the standard $200 my friends all confirmed was respectful and guaranteed to please. She was always happy with that and she always delivered everything I wanted when I tipped that amount. But if I can get it for less right now when funds are so tight, I’d go more often and be much happier.  How much can I tip and still expect to get the service I want? George

Well George I assume you mean an asian massage parlor (not a spanish massage parlor or russian massage parlor — those were the top Google results for those terms… one is mine!). You are right to ask me and not her. Asking her that question would be very offensive. Some guys don’t know that.

A woman does not want to acknowledge that her pussy has a price. It doesn’t have a price. But there is some dollar amount that causes her to willingly give it up. See the difference?

Give what you can. That’s how she sees it. You bring money, and give. In return, she looks you up and down, thinks about your glory and her standards, and makes a decision that she hopes no one will ever know about. Not the other girls, not the manager, and not anyone she will ever meet again. It is a secret, between you and her.

The bad thing is that maybe you didn’t give enough to get what you wanted. The good part is that once she decided to give, she is really giving herself to you (within her limits) and not just “doling out a ration”. The good providers relax and deliver after that. The bad ones meter out their honey carefully and trust me, everyone picks up that vibe.

And that’s why you tip your favorite more than just any girl. She learns that you appreciate what she gives andhow she gives it. Again the good providers will respond and deliver more and care more. The bad ones will try and be careful to follow a recipe.

Did that help? If you give $200 and you both always end up happy, you have to give $200. What do you do if you don’t have $200?

I suggest this experiment (but don’t tell anyone it came from me). Go to see her at not busy  time, but only bring $200 total. Ask the manager for a different girl for a nice massage, because you don’t have enough for your favorite, and pay for a full hour (probably $60). That leaves you with $140 in your pocket and the manager has taken $60 (which no one could ever get back). As the manager leaves you in the room, ask her if your favorite is available. This will confuse her because you just asked before for a new girl, but just say yes and play along.

Confused, she will get your favorite. If you were greeted by your favorite and not the manager, then you are inside the room with her now and just continue from here.

When your favorite shows up, say hi and everything like you are glad to see her and then try to explain to her  you didn’t ask for her because you don’t have enough money today. Tell her you still like her best, and you will ask for her again next time when you have more money. Have the money in your hand as you explain this, but don’t offer it and don’t act like you are waiting for her to take it.

What will she do? Of course she will tell everyone to go away, she will close the door and she will take you because you are her customer and she needs to keep you and save her own face. If she even bothers to check your money, which she usually won’t,  trust me it will be enough. She will take care of you at least as good as usual.

When she sees it is $140 she will be fine with that this time. She may warn you to save more money or tell you never go to another girl, but chances are you will now enjoy a lowered regular rate with your favorite. I would suggest you tip $20 more next time, and keep it there. If she’s as good as you say, she’s worth that much (and you got a pretty good bailout discount, right?)

After your session, be sure to compliment her in front of the manager and say out loud how she is the best one of all, and your favorite, and that you will always ask for her first.

Like this advice? hate it or disagree? Please comment.    Missy