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Leaving LA, SF – where should I Visit?

I am enjoying meeting new people and stopping into a few massage places as I travel, even though I wasn’t planned to be working in any massage places. It’s just that things are a bit slow with this economy, and my friends have been dragging me around to meet their friends, which leads me to massage places.. currently in LA, San Francisco’s next, and then Portland, Seattle, Salt Lake and Las Vegas.

I stayed extra long in LA this time, and will only stop by San Francisco this time (a day or so?)

My question to you is, where in those cities should I stop by? Post comments with places (name, address if you have it) and if you know anyone there, gimme a name so I can check in ahead of time. Also tell me if you know if it is korean or chinese or russian or whatever… I have a few friends traveling in and out with me in these cities, of various ethnic persuasions, who can connect for me. I may take pictures of myself outside the storefronts for fun, or inside with the ladies, if it works out. Otherwise, I’ll just stop by and meet the girls, and talk about buying places (that usually gets me a pass).

If you look for me, I will always be wearing a noticeable belt… it is my signature item for this tour. I have many and am collecting more as I shop, but I am noticing that I am usually the only one wearing a belt in the places I have been visiting. If you notice and say “hello Missy” you won’t embarass yourself (we’re all Missy, right?) but if I come around and take your arm and thank you for welcoming me to your city, you will know it is me ;-)

7 comments

1 Brodyboy { 07.21.09 at 7:39 pm }

Hey Missy I saw you at Shamrock in SD? You looked killer in white skirt and white top, with a wide leather belt w/gold grommets? I know it was you. You had that shine in your eye and were much brighter than the working girls there (and a clean outfit like you were going out).

I had that funny feeling but it’s not the right place to chat up someone looking as good as you did. Maybe next time!

2 Massage Girl { 07.21.09 at 7:43 pm }

haha yes Brodyboy you got me! You should have said something. I was only there to pick up my friend so maybe I looked a bit lost that time? We went out and had tons of fun and could have had you along!

You see I now everyone notices my belts!

3 bennyboy { 07.27.09 at 10:39 am }

Toronto!
Come on up here….we promise to treat you REAL nice :)

4 ArmStrong { 07.28.09 at 12:35 am }

Hey Missy stop by Reno when you go to Vegas. I’ll host a party we can have 40 people and a blast. Tell me what you like I have a fund I’ll dedicate to the party.

5 SaulSah { 07.28.09 at 8:54 pm }

Come to Phoenix. We have asian places here but not great and could use you to shape things up and show them how to do it.

6 DandyMan { 07.28.09 at 10:45 pm }

Sexy mind. Real mind. Some soul. I came across your site by accident and just read every single post. I have never been in a parlor but am now fascinated. Not so much in a sexual way as a social way. In a “I want to see it too” sort of way.

Your humor, observation and wit make me want to read more. THank you for adding thought to my day. For giving me a chance to be metaphorically inside you.

7 Hobbyist { 08.02.09 at 9:57 pm }

Glad to see a traffic increase on cuntlet.com!
Those who enjoy Massage Girl’s insights would greatly benefit from reading her (as Missy) on http://www.eroticmassage.blogs.com/. There’s a wealth of information there that I found very useful at a time when I was a very active monger… and full of questions.
The provider’s perspective. Priceless, guys…

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