I am a massage parlor girl.
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You Want Me To Touch You Where?

You want what?

You want me to touch you where?

I don’t understand.

Show me what you want.

Oh. I see. Well, I don’t do that usually.

The boss is very strict. I could lose my job!

At what point did you offer her money? I bet, and you should correct me in the comments if you think I am wrong, that you didn’t offer her money until you go to that last stage.

But the smart guys out there offered the money at stage 1, and never got any of the rest of those comments. They just had a good time, and learned a lot about their massage therapist.

3 comments

1 Mr Bill { 03.01.08 at 8:41 am }

“I usually get what I want at the other place, but I wanted to try you for a change. I pay her this $125 every week at my session, so this week it’s for you. Take care of me and maybe I’ll be back every week. ”

That’s all it takes. No questions, no answers. If she’s smart and into it, you’ll get what you need. If not, try someone else next time.

2 eowee { 05.26.08 at 11:22 am }

I say “I had a hot date with a lady and I knew I was going to sleep with her after an expensive dinner, but she cancelled. So now I’m full of stress with no where to go. take the dinner money, and see if you can help me feel better”

Works 85% of the time. If you take your hot dates to a turnpike diner for the $16 special I suppose you won’t do as well though.

3 Hobbyist { 11.02.08 at 6:00 pm }

Rule # 1: there’s no guarantee.
Missy once said that the money you bring, like at poker, is the price to sit at the table and play.
Asking for anything is usually the wrong way to go about it with women, period.
“Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.” (Alfred Camus)
I believe that charm does also work on providers… ;)

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