New Massage Parlor in Los Angeles
I’m involved in the opening of a new massage parlor in Los Angeles. It is under the radar for now, because the owner doesn’t have a CO (certificate of occupancy) but it will be legit one day soon. Funny thing is, since it is not legit, it is really not legit. Understand?
Massage girls think like this: if you’re breaking the law, you might as well get paid. So if merely being in a no-CO business makes you liable for prosecution, why not whore for money? A lesser perspective has been prevalent for many years in the Chinese massage parlors, compared to Korean massage parlors. The koreans will give hand jobs and nothing else, almost out of principle. But the chinese massage girls say that why give a hand job for $40 or $60 when the law says it is prostitution? As long as you’re going to get dirty, you might as well get $120 so do full service. It’s a cultural thing, I think.
Anyway so we’re finishing construction, and the guys who put in the plumbing are raising the costs every hour because they think they’re going to get paid in pussy. Maybe they are, I’m not sure, but it is funny to watch them as they think no one is watching. They waste so much time, hide parts they say we need, and basically steal from the owner. I’ll make sure she knows everything I know before she pays the bills.
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Funny, I’ve read your Chinese-Korean comparisons before and assumed it was an East Coast thing . But you’re talking about L.A. and I can assure you that it’s quite the opposite here.
The Chinese places are a little dumpy and manned by older or unattractive (sometimes ugly) girls who give rushed HJ & BJ. Many times I was turned down for FS because the girl claimed to be on her period. I got lucky twice there but didn’t enjoy it as the girls were just laying there and were probably scared. One because they claim the owners don’t want them to go FS (they don’t have condoms there and some girls sneak their own in), two because if the place gets busy, no one minds the desk. They don’t think twice about leaving you to answer the phone…I confess I was stupid enough to go one-on-one with a girl who was the only employee on site at that time. What if the heat (or her boss) had shown up?!
Now the Koreans are very savvy and cautious. They can have very legit-looking fronts and will turn down suspicious customers (”professional massage ONLY!”, yeah, right). But only in 2 occasions (once right after a raid), did I get only a HJ in a Korean place. Those chicks go all the way! (Maybe they call in sick once a month?)
You may have gotten bad intel from customers. I chuckle every time I read on a review site that a monger got “nothing” or “only a HJ from a provider with whom I always get the whole enchilada (or taco). Makes me wonder what the guy did wrong.
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