My Secret Massage Parlor Business

I am a massage girl, working in a massage parlor. I am a licensed and properly trained massage therapist, taking care of men and women. I have my secrets, as they have theirs. Sometimes, when I am working in a decidedly erotic massage parlor, every customer is a man and every man wants more than a massage. Hell, sometimes they don’t even want a massage! Other times, I work in a legitimate spa or massage clinic, where most customers are men but many are women, and all want massage. Almost. But many want more. Both men and women.

My secret is what I will and won’t do, at either kind of place, for money. Their secret is what they will offer me, ask of me, imply they want from me, or otherwise try and take from me when they visit. I won’t tell my secrets, and I won’t divulge theirs. But what a colorful life I live!

On this personal blog I will disclose a lot of details… but no names. And of course I have to say it is all fiction, in order to satisfy those out there who seek to stomp and kill anything that threatens their ridiculous view of the world we live in. You be the judge if it’s fiction or not, ok? Truth is, until you’ve been a massage girl in a massage parlor like I have, you could never make up stuff like this.  And if you are a customer of massage, either man or woman, if you see yourself in these stories you and only you will know if they are true. Of course I will obfuscate some things to protect the not-so-innocent, so if you think you recognize someone in your town or perhaps even your wife as the recipient of my very, very talented handy work, you’re probably wrong, ok?

One thing I will divulge every time I post is a score. It is a count of success factors associated with my business.  I will do that to keep you entertained. I will reveal a number in every post, and that number will reflect the following things:

• how many times my delicate and skilled hands have been on someone else’s genitalia during the prior 24 hours
• how many times I have been asked to deliver sexual services for a fee during the prior 24 hours
• how many client sessions (overall, non-sexual and sexual) I have closed during the last 24 hours
• my general state of arousal at the time of the post (1 to 10, 10 being the most horny)
• my general state of disgust with the human race at the time of the post (1 to 10, 10 being humans are garbage)

It’s a number, like this: 2-2-2-2-4. So you can be an armchair whore at home.  I hope it is fun for you!